Please crash my yard

Have you been watching any DIY TV lately? There is a series of “Crasher” shows on almost every day – Yard Crashers, Bath Crashers, Kitchen Crashers, you-name-it-crashers. The concept behind the shows is that an expert goes to a home improvement store looking for an unsuspecting do-it-yourselfer that is in need of a major home improvement. Once the expert finds someone to agree to a makeover, he follows him home, assesses the homeowner’s needs and the job’s requirements, comes back the next day with a crew and equipment and transforms either the dirt yard, small bath, old-fashioned kitchen, you-name-it, into a beautiful, functional place. I don’t watch any of these shows, except one – Yard Crashers with Ahmed Hassan.

I would love for Ahmed to come to my house and transform my front yard. I think my yard would make a very cool show!

Here’s why I think my yard makeover would be so very interesting for TV. First, Brian and I gave up corporate rat-race living about 10 years ago to live more simply. We found a very cute (and very small) fixer-upper house on over five acres in the country. We’ve spent those years trying to fix her up. We’ve gutted the bathroom, remodeled the screen porch and sun room, and removed seven layers of kitchen floor to expose the old hardwood. Since March, we’ve been working on the exterior of the house. We’ve replaced wood, front columns and all the windows. Brian has repaired stucco, prepped all the exterior walls and has just finished painting. This fall he plans on staining the concrete on the front porch and making window boxes for the front of the house to complete the country cottage look.

Second, with the weather finally cooling, we plan on working on yard projects once again. We have lots of overgrown brush to remove. And, there are still stumps throughout the yard that need dug out (remnants of Hurricane Hugo in 1989). We’ve got most of the southern yard problems right here in our yard – kudzu, overgrown wisteria, oak tree stumps, crab grass, weeds that have grown into trees, fire ant hills, you name it! Because of our proximity to the beach we have a lot of sand in our soil and we live in a swamp forest!

Third, our home is close to both Lake Marion (and South Carolina alligators) and close to Charleston full of history, old architecture and hidden gardens.

Fourth, of course, we do all of this work ouselves, with only an occassional helping hand from the poor unsuspecting friend that happens to show up at the wrong time!

Actually, my whole house and yard could be its own series of crashing. But, my real dream is a front yard makeover. 

Hey, Ahmed, we could definitely use your help here! See picture below.

 

This is our front yard from the road. All of the overgrown bushes need removed. Some type of natural noise barrier needs added to block the highway noise. And, of course, the rest of the front needs landscaped to look like an old English country garden.

 

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What I’ve been up to

So much has happened since the last time I’ve written. I could write a blog post about every one of these events, but for now, let me just get you caught up in the saga I call  my life!

 

Brian, Carrie, Gary and Pam doing a little wine tasting on Wadmalaw Island.

 

 

In May, we had a staycation. My sister, Pam and brother-in-law, Gary, came to visit from Colorado. It was definitely a good time. We went to visit Firefly Vodka Distillery and Irwin House Winery and we shopped at the outlet mall and golfed and fished to our hearts content.

Gary hooked a very large stingray near Folly Beach.

Back at work, I was slammed. The company I worked for was nearing its demise and my job got harder and harder to keep organized. By mid-June it announced that it was going to close its doors permanently at the end of the month.

 

Sweet Jack Dog.

 

 In early June a new dog came to stay with us. To make a long story short, we did not want another dog, but Jack kept climbing over our fence and into our yard despite numerous attempts on our part to keep him out. We checked around the neighborhood and he belonged to no one. I called the local animal shelters to see if we could drop him off and was told we would be placed on a waiting list and to expect a two month wait before they could take him.  I posted his picture up at our veterinarian’s office.  Jack’s a cute dog and fairly well-behaved. He likes to climb over the fence to chase chickens. Jack continues to recuperate from his very recent neutering. So, I reckon he’s staying.

 

Lots of groupies at the Blue Oyster Cult and Cheap Trick concert in Greeley!

 

I also had a sister vacation at sister Pam’s house in Colorado in July. It is always wonderful to be with my sisters, best friends no matter what! We went to a rock concert in Greeley and saw Blue Oyster Cult and Cheap Trick. Haha, what old rockers they are! And, of course, there was that groupie sitting in front of us, having a crazy time. And, the smell of pot wafted all around us. I had a blast!

 

Gary, Pam and Bonnie are sipping mimosas while I snap their photo from the street prior to the beginning of the parade.

 

Then, on another day we watched the neighborhood 4th of July parade, with bikes, trikes, golf carts and even a horse. We sat in our lawn chairs and drank mimosas to celebrate. And, then we went into town later to watch the fireworks over the lake. It was an awesome display. We spent another day at Rocky Mountain National Park and had lunch and shopped in Estes Park. On another day, I went trout fishing in the Poudre River and caught a trout and on our last day there, two sisters got tattoos.

 

The Chinese symbols mean 'elder sister' and 'younger sister.'

 

I have been unemployed now for several weeks, so, I have finished all the preserving of the summer vegetable garden, pulled the plants and prepped the ground in anticipation of our fall vegetable garden. I love having two growing seasons. I just need to get better at caring for the winter crop…

I’ve been thinking about starting my own business, well, actually two separate businesses, well, okay, really three separate businesses. One, I am contemplating reviving the on-line magazine idea I had several years ago.  I think it would be a fun endeavor, but, am concerned that I might not get enough advertisers to make a living at it. The second idea is to design websites, mostly for the smaller business market, since I’m not a web design guru and most mom and pops would be interested in simpler designs and have smaller budgets. The third idea is to become a professional organizer, mainly because I like to organize. I’ve been working on three business plans to determine if any of these ideas are really worth pursuing. So far, none of them look promising as anything more than a side job, but we’ll see. In the meantime, I have an interview for a real job on August 27 that would be interesting work and has good benefits.

In the meantime, I have been resurrecting my gourd art. I have about 50 gourds leftover from a planting several years ago.  For the past couple of years, they have been stored in huge lawn trash bags in the now uninhabited hen house. I used a big stick (a tomato stake) since I’m scared of snakes to pull one of the bags out and found 10 solid gourds. I couldn’t believe they hadn’t rotted. I used the bench grinder to buff the mold off and also wiped them with a bleach solution. Next, they are ready for staining or a coat of paint and their final designs. I just might create a page on my website and sell them.

Brian continues to work on the exterior house painting project. What began in earnest in March is still not complete in August. He had hoped to be done by Mid-May before our guests came for vacation, but more repair and prep work than he had anticipated kept him from finishing. Then, of course, summer arrived making it too scorching hot to work outside except for but a few mere hours in the mornings.  We also had an opportunity to buy more windows and several exterior doors at a very reasonable price – a once in a lifetime deal. So, we are replacing 10 more windows and two doors. Now, the thing about older houses, is that nothing goes as planned. We discovered, for instance, that one set of four standard-sized windows in our sunroom are not standard-sized at all. Fortunately, Brian is very clever and is making it all work, although, it is with much extra effort. He plans to install three more windows this weekend and get the final three the following weekend.

There’s always so much more to say, but for now, let me get this posted, so maybe you’ll start reading again. Please browse through the photos in the photo gallery below. Hope you have been having a great summer, so far.  Leave some comments so I know what you’ve been up to!

 

 

 

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Tacky chic

I’m very picky about the tchatchke I keep around my house. I had to get rid of a couple of items last weekend to make room for these two new additions in the sunroom. They came from my mother-in-law’s house. I just love them!

Yes, those tiny teeth are shells!

 

 

Cool, huh?

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